Despite Late Heroics from the Buckster, The Dudes Fall 18-13 in softball opener.

When you bring the dudes and some law school rats together a few things come to mind. Among them, lack of women,excessive boozing, and quite a few zealous rounds of heyooooo's. But only one of those trends held true last night--and Ill let you guess which one that was (it rhymes with yack of women).

There just wasnt a whole lot to heyoo about other than buckster's timely hitting and baserunning, and cray's fielding prowess. But the next game could be a whole different story...

Our jockeying for seeding continues tonight with another opening round matchup @ 5:00. The weather is nice, be sure to come and support.

Once seeding is established the double elimination round begins tonight @ 7:30. We will either play again at 7:30, 8:30, or 9:30. What it all boils down to is a night of beautiful weather, sec baseball on the radio, halter-tops, puppies, and mediocre softball. Dont miss it.

All are welcome, all are welcome.

MC INTRAMURAL SOFTBALL

Eric Toney and yours truly have decided to join the undergrad's softball tourney--thurs. night, friday, and saturday.

Let me know if you have any affiliation (working out at the healthplex is good enough) with MC and are interested in playing...


JLASS

For you Naysayers about Jackson Women...

you need only come up to Banner Hall on weekday afternoons.



Not only does Broad Street have great coffee and the whole building have wireless internet access, but the women that frequent this boutique called Fetish and Barnett's Salon might leave you with some questions:

Question #1: What the hell are all these women (and we are talking 50 a day, seriously) do on the weekends?

Answer: Probably make sweet, "barry white" love with their rich husbands.

Question #2: Ok. Well what about 30 minutes from now?

Answer: Going home to make love to Paolo, the hispanic american the rich husband is paying to clean the family pool.

Question #3: What about the girls with the JA uniforms on?

Answer: Come on, Lassiter.

No matter. I should be studying anyway. Evening, Bitches!