Nice Guys Finish...Fourth

Timothy Barton (or Wendell, above) failed to get a rose from the "stupid-hot" bachelorette, Jen during tonight's episode. Maybe it had something to do with his persistent grab-assin', or maybe Jen wanted a little more of Wendell's bad side.

"He was just too nice at times; the attraction switch just didn't flip on," Jen attested during the hour of horseshit ABC runs every Monday night at 8:00 central, "I tried to make myself like him. I thought love would blossom. It just didn't."

A week ago, some french guy dropped out of the competition just before Jen could give him the boot. Oh the drama! Word is the Frenchie "surrendered himself" to Jen during episode two, thus finding Jen's favor and punching his ticket all the way to the final four. Young Jen was obviously not a History major. The long and short of it is, Timothy B. and the Frenchie are both gone.

Jen does feel it for two dudes, though. One, a John Paul,
who was in Steven Everett's wedding according to Jerrie Ann, as reliable a source as any I know), and another dude, who I am convinced has made it this far only because Jen can't tell him apart from John Paul, and she doesn't want to accidentally cut JP in a rose ceremony. A dude named Jerry rounds out the final three. He may have the edge--he has a deaf Mom and Flanagan hair. HEY YOOOO!

I can't wait till next week's episode where in a testimonial, Jen tells America she's falling in love with two guys--that's got to be a first for the bachelorette series! My moneys on one of the guys that look like Matt Leinart...