For you Naysayers about Jackson Women...

you need only come up to Banner Hall on weekday afternoons.



Not only does Broad Street have great coffee and the whole building have wireless internet access, but the women that frequent this boutique called Fetish and Barnett's Salon might leave you with some questions:

Question #1: What the hell are all these women (and we are talking 50 a day, seriously) do on the weekends?

Answer: Probably make sweet, "barry white" love with their rich husbands.

Question #2: Ok. Well what about 30 minutes from now?

Answer: Going home to make love to Paolo, the hispanic american the rich husband is paying to clean the family pool.

Question #3: What about the girls with the JA uniforms on?

Answer: Come on, Lassiter.

No matter. I should be studying anyway. Evening, Bitches!