Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Attache Victory Garners Award for YG Hopeful

The nationally reknown Attache' Showchoir, behind the leadership of WitterOn's YG hopeful of the month, Caroline Lenoir, won their first competition of the 2006 season over the weekend.


Reliable sources tell WitterOn that Attache' swept the award ceremony--taking home best vocals, best choreography, best opener, and best pit. The showchior competition was held in a suburb of St. Louis, Missouri, and despite rumors to the contrary, was not sponsored by Anheiser-Busch.

Caroline, 17, is an avid lover of dogs, guys named Andrew (easy, Gertig), and fine jewelry. Her love for the latter might have something to do with the experience she has gained working in her father's local jewelry store (see pic).

As of right now, she plans to attend Mississippi College in the fall (Scalp 'em Chocs--Josh Kyle). Also, Caroline was robbed in last month's Clinton High School beauty and Beau pageant. Someone close to the scene called the night's events a complete "travishimocary."

Just when you dudes thought you had nothing in common with young Caroline, she also loves Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. As Paris and Thew would say, "That's hot."

Some of you might know Caroline as fellow dude Chandler Lenoir's little sister. If I may quote someone really cool, "those are the two most beautiful siblings I know."

Her YG status now hinges on an unanimous dude vote (Chandler must abstain).